Friday, May 28, 2004

V-Day!

Be afraid.
Be very afraid.

It's Friday.
It's Food Friday.
The Friday Chef says V is for



Veggies!!

Now, I happen to like veggies. I happen to like nearly every veggie there is. Yes, I like peas. Yes, I like Lima Beans. Those two happen to be TinyTuna's favorite veggies, proving once and for all that she truly is my child.

I like green beans. I like carrots. Fabio likes carrots. Bugs Bunny likes carrots, but surprisingly, Mel Blanc hated them.

But I'm telling you, there is a disturbing trend afoot. I think people need to lay off the Miracle Gro. Because first it's giant beets..



And then it's giant cabbages...



And before you know it, it's a terrifying zucchini...



And then suddenly they've taken over the plant. With artichoke altars



And corn towers



All worshipping



THE VEGGIE KING



And when they die...They go to Cornhalla



So just be careful, Mmmkay?

3 comments:

TV Junkie said...

Ok. New rule. Do not read Tuna News (under any circumstances) without waterproof mascara. Because, whether it's a touching story about Tiny Tuna gardening, or attack of the Jolly Green Giant, I end up crying.

Anonymous said...

Bwahaha. I created a Jolly Green Monster!

lifeonhold said...

Bwah! Tuna, I nominate this as The Most Creative Food Friday Entry. [I think the prize is a giant Stalk d'Asparagus.]