Sunday, June 11, 2006

Things I Didn't Do Last Week

1. Eat Monkey Chow because I was tired of cooking.

2. Take a shower for the entire world wide web.

3. Write an anecdote and have it published by the Washington Post. Sure, it was all about the hair, but today it was all about the nose. Congrats Red Nose!

4. Get invited to Oprah's Legends ball.

5. Play Albatross or Not Albatross

6. Dress my pet squirrel in a sweater.

7. Play football against my alpaca.


nlk said...

link-a-rific craziness! ;)

bozoette said...

Aw gawrsh! Thanks hon!

lifeonhold said...

Haha, I just wasted part of my weekend watching the Monkey Chow go down. At least I didn't have to eat it, but watching was bad enough.