It's Friday (except it's not! I cheat and backdate!) and it's time to feast (except I'm not hungry!). What's up today (besides one more hour until tomorrow)?
Appetizer: On average, how many times a day do you yawn?
Ok, seriously. I'd like to know who on earth could answer that question. Do people actually count these things? Next....
Soup: What was your most memorable school field trip?
I went to school in the olden days when we didn't really take field trips. Scanning my memory banks, I'd have to vote for three-season camping we did in middle school. I can't remember anything particularly memorable about it, except that it was fun. I doubt I yawned very much during those trips.
Salad: Fill in the blank: I was extremely (blank) this week.
I was extremely un-yawny this week as I tried to recall a memorable school field trip.
Main Course: What color do you think of when you hear the word "soothing"?
Blue. Dunno why. *Yawn*
Dessert: What is something, that, if you had to, you could save up the money to buy within one month?
You know when you play Trivial Pursuit, and you get sentences that have to twist and turn themselves into a pretzel so they can form a question, and then you have to repeat the nonsensical question about 12 times until you can figure out what exactly the question really is? It's a lot like this question, which makes no sense. I hate those. *Yawn*