Friday, March 26, 2004

CAR TALK (Chapter Two : Last Night)
This isn't so much car talk as car think since I was by myself at the time. As I finished up my teaching last night, I danced with Beelzebub's iMac for a last check of mail and blog witticisms before I left. I ran across Copssister's dead-on comments regarding the beloved sport of figure skating. She wrote:

It appears that even though he FELL ON HIS ASS during the free skate, he still picked up a few 6.0 scores for presentation. Only in Figure Skating can you be given perfect scores while your ass has ice shavings all over it...and people wonder why they say this isn't a sport.

As an unwilling yet frequent performer in the winter sport known as The Art of the Human Zamboni I laughed myself silly over that for quite some time. As I was driving home, the answer suddenly came to me. The one jump that would ensure a smooth, clean landing each and every time:

The Schick Quattro.
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