J IS FOR ENGRISH

So last week ChefGrace's Food Friday was declared to be J is for Japanese. I was slow on the giddy-up and didn't get around to posting my post about things having nothing to do with food. Today, however, I bring you variations on the theme of Japan.



First, for your bemusement and contemplation, I bring you readings courtsey of "Little Flower". This unknown, yet prolific writer contributes regularly to the comment section of "Japan Today" -- an online source of Japanese News. It's evident that Little Flower's Engrish is a wee bit problematic, as is the Japanese-English translation software. Note to readers: Samuel KB Ampong? No clue.



TOPIC: Patriots Win Super Bowl

It is, for me in the United States there here, the Boston patriot wins the super ball! It is, the patriot goes the United States, it goes. You looked at the nest where I am, with the new forest soil of Janet. Justin Timber thank you. The bear, like the human clothes on arrival, Pepsi-Cola and Cedric hot inspection wax, has been a show biz celebrity who transfers that foot and ads for erectile dysfunction, 1. As for I betting wax never being. Sport. The person likes the beer, the football and that is good. Bruins goes. Bobdogs goes. Everyone goes. Samuel KB Ampong goes



TOPIC: What do you think of celebrities such as Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, Tim Robbins, Dixie Chicks and others publicizing their political views?

It is pursued under the shoal cascade of O as for me where Harrison Ford, jump and as the person who cannot remember the name of the movie. Jonny Depp is Johnny Scissorhands, I like that movie. Chop of chop! ! This Tim Robbins you do not have to know who it is. Blues Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rambo Stallone. Fat quality and old ones which becomes bald. It does not enjoy anymore. Ronald Reagan has died! ! New song, profit do the person of old behavior! Shaun Penn I like Shaun Penn. As for the James bond it is somewhere? The James bond never political voice! You do not say! Calling obtaining. Neither does Samuel. On your kilt! !



TOPIC: What do you think about the increasing frequency of earthquakes?

Today Tokyo earthquake. When the large 1 Tsuga hitting, prepare your food and water. There are many earthquakes around me. You torch, need the flashlight and electric battery. Instantly, it had water, the water and the water bottle which are dried and a strong rucksack. And biscuit, the tin which makes cake and the canned goods which are not, the heating system, the heat insulating material, the helmet and help yourself to boots. Your mask does not have to be forgotten. Maintain your passport in the water evidence sack. And money, gold and diamond et cetera. The chocolate is good. Earthquake should be surprised. I desire that large earthquake does not hit against me in the bathroom. There is no earthquake in nation of Ohio state. The only my tremble Samuel kb Ampong



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