I say ... And YOU Think:
1. Resolutions :: Promises
2. Page :: Opportunity
3. Narrow :: Ruled
4. Refuse :: Deny
5. Fountain :: Of Youth
6. Grunt :: Groan
7. Construct :: Build
8. Nightmare :: Before Christmas
9. Inch :: Mile
10. Instant :: Coffee
Well, that was a bizarre lot. I scaled down my resolutions answer, which started out being "ridiculous promises made while drunk." I don't know what it is about resolutions that bother me so much. I think it is the combination of life-changing vows with the New Years party-on, dude date. It just seems to me it is a recipe for failure. Of course, any resolution followed is better than none at all, so if it works for you, I say more power to you. Resolve to be resolute on New Years Day!
Numbers 2-3 highlight my love of paper products in particular and office supplies in general. A blank sheet of paper could become all sorts of things in the future. And yes, yes, yes, it must be narrow (college) ruled. I cannot tolerate the big wide stuff. It's like using an unsharpened pencil. Or a even worse...an unsharpened #3 pencil. AIEEEE! You might as well ask me to write with a four-inch charcoal briquette.
Numbers 4-7 morphed towards my massive cleaning job yesterday. This morning I am sure wishing for the fountain of youth, because I'm one sore puppy. I'm about to embark upon hot shower therapy, and see if that helps.
Number 8 - a great movie
Number 9 - needs a "give them an ... and they take a" thrown in
Number 10 - don't drink it (instant or otherwise), but remember all those instant coffee commercials? They used to be everywhere, and now, I think not so much.
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