Flip the Script

Things I wish my GPS would say instead of RECALCULATING 

 Try Again 

Colder 

I don't think so 

Simon didn't say 

no no no no NO!!! 

Your other left 

Are you doing this on purpose? 

*long exasperated sigh*

 I don't have all night

 So close and yet so far

 PSYCH!

 I didn't want to go there anyway

 Jesus take the wheel. No really, TAKE IT

 For the love of Pete, it's not that difficult!

 Would an interpretive dance help?

 I guess you had a better idea.

 Maybe you should call a cab.

 Why don't you listen?

 I go on break in ten minutes

 I'm telling mom!

What did you do without me?

 OK, let's try it your way. 

 Time for Wapner