Saturday, March 20, 2004

EMERGENCY WEATHER ALERT
It will be windy tonight. Do not leave small toys or children unattended, as you will find them several counties away. Do not attempt to light a campfire in your back yard as you will discover your Bic will not flick correctly. Do not choose this evening to exhibit precious glass artifacts in your driveway. Citizens, it will be CAPS-LOCK, leaned over WINDY! You have been warned. That is all.

That warning again: windy.
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