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For the low, low price of way-too-much-money, you can buy your very own toaster. Not just any old toaster, this also doubles as a branding iron. To make matters worse (although I'm sure they intended this to be a selling point), when your toasted mouse-faced bread is done cooking, it plays the Mickey Mouse Club March. Gah -- That would be reason enough not to buy it.
"What's for breakfast mom?"
"Toasted rodent face!"
Not to be outdone, you could also purchase this cookie baker. You guessed it, I bakes in a mouse face on the front and the words "Oh Boy!" on the back. A potential drawback could very well be that it only bakes TWO cookies at a time. (TWO!)
"Sure! They'll be done in nine hours!"
Finally, you could always buy (you guessed) a waffle-maker. This item surpasses the Cookie baker as it makes ONE waffle. Hopefully you are either a. not hungry, or b. an early riser so you can be first in line.