It's still Friday, which means there is still time for Friday's Feast!
Appetizer: What job would you definitely NOT want to have?
Lightbulb replacer for the Mackinac Bridge.
Soup: Oprah calls and wants you to be on her show.
What would that day's show be about?
Today on Oprah -- Forget Dr. Phil! There's a new fish in town, and GreenTuna dishes all without a new book, southern accent or cranky granny catch phrases. Don't Get Real. Get Tuna.
Salad: Name Three Vegetables You Eat on a Regular Basis
If I have to name only three vegetables, I'd have a much easier time listing three I never eat (okra, turnips and eggplant). If we are talking vegetables I eat on a regular basis, you'd have to go with vegetable categories:
All things green. (peas, broccoli, asparagus)
All things bean. (lima, green, kidney, black, pinto, garbonzo)
All things everything else. (cucumbers, peppers, lettuce, romaine, carrots, cauliflower, corn, beets, celery...)
Main Course: If you were commissioned rename your hometown, what would you call it?
All the witty Mitten names are already taken: Paradise, Hell, Christmas, Vulcan, Norway, Ishpeming, Ypsilanti... For lack of anything else, now that the students are gone, I guess I'd call it Peaceful.
Dessert: If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them do?
Think of a better name for my hometown, because that answer really stunk.
Keep my calendar.
Fetch me fizzy brown diet drinks.
Fold my socks.