Appetizer: What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?
Who can choose? There are the SQUISH rides like the Scrambler where, if you're on the inside of the car, you try to get the other person's intestines to come out of their nose, and, if you're on the outside of the car, you resort to tickling, and bracing yourself against the side of the car with your feet to keep your own innards...uh, in. Then there are the roller coasters. Love them! Then there are the spinny spinny floor droppy or centrifugal force rides. Awesome! Then there are the ferris wheels, which seriously are the scariest nastiest rides in the world. Flip me, spin me, squish me, just don't make me be up high for a long leisurely panic attack.
Soup: How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?
By trying to get the other person's intestines to come out of their nose.
Salad: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep philosophical topics?
In person? Maybe not so much. I start thinking about intestines. But on my blog or via email? I'm much better. Maybe because it gives me time to think, or maybe because I can brace myself against the monitor and protect my innards.
Main Course: Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?
And, hell no.
Dessert: Approximately how many hours a week do you spend watching television?
How many hours a week is decent television