CELEBRITY MADNESS

Ok, is it a full moon, or are celebs just desperate for press these days? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the nuttiest of them all?



Option #1 - Oops, she did what?

Britney Spears gets married in Vegas. Now she is working on getting it annulled, saying she "lacked understanding of her actions when she got married." That statement in need of a punchline anvil aside, if Ms. Mouseketeer was desperate for her own scandal du jour, it seems unfortunate that she forgot Ross and Rachel already did that one on season five of Friends.



Option #2 - Crikey!

"Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin held a chicken flavored Scooby snack in one hand and his infant son in the other and proceeded to hand-feed a crocodile in front of a crowd of horrified spectators. Not surprisingly, people were upset. Very surprisingly, Irwin said he'd do it again, but the next time he'd make sure there weren't any cameras around. Father of the year? I think not.



Option #3 - Thriller

Michael Jackson. With all the antics over the past year or two or three, he may just win this competition by a nose. Oh wait...



Option #4 - Bahama Osama

Not wanting to be left out, Osama has released his list of New Year's Jihad resolutions.

Whatever, caveboy.

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