Fun with Friday Memes, or, why I don't do these much.
If You were a Dog, What Kind of Breed Would you Be, and Why?
My first question is, do I HAVE to be a dog? Or, does this question really mean to pronounce that (for the sake of argument) I am already a dog (having no say as to whether I wish to be or not), but I may, in fact, choose my breed?
Answer: A NOTa dog. Nota poodle. Nota chihuahua. Nota small dog that yips STEP ON ME AND PUT THE WORLD OUT OF ITS MISERY . Maybe I'd be a wrinkly dog. Or a beagle. Or a lovable mutt.
What does the color PURPLE make you think of?
Answer: Eleven Oscar nominations. Zero statues.
How long does it take you to get ready each morning?
Answer: Five minutes longer than I ever seem to have.
How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
Answer: Am I close to them? Not Geographically.
But I'm close enough that I know some seriously embarrassing stories, and will readily share them at family gatherings. I have cousins who make really good beer, have super cute kids, enjoy cheesy disaster movies (we are SO having a Poseidon Adventure marathon next summer!) and love to be beach princesses.
Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for
Answer: My Initials are VKW. They could stand for JFK.
But they don't.
Maybe if you left some
in my comments, I could think of something.
I have no shame.
Friday Feast Meme courtesy of Friday's Feast
(which makes all sorts of sense)