In the operetta Mikado by Gilbert and Sullivan, there is a great song called "I've Got a Little List" which details a whole mess of people the Lord High Executioner thinks are prime candidates for population thinning.
Me too. Shall we begin?
Contestants not content with their apportioned 15 minutes
- Rob and Ambuh appearing on the next Amazing Race
- The same Rob and Ambuh getting married on CBS
- Ditto Trista and Ryan
- Jonathan and Victoria appearing on a Dr. Phil romance rescue show
- Evan Marriott (But if you're going to do a motocross monkey movie, you might get a pass)
Marriage Proposals 'R Us
Models with dumb names
And that's just for starters..
It really doesn't matter who you put upon the list,
for they'll none of them be missed,
they'll none of them be missed.
Verse two, anybody?