E IS FOR JOKES!
It's food Friday, and today, boys and girls, ChefGrace has delcared E is for Eggs. Am I sharing a recipe? No way, Frank Perdue! I just visited my boyfriend, and I bring you some really awful, rotten, stinky, EGG JOKES (CAPS LOCK ON!). These are courtsey of The British Egg Information Service (oh, those Brits really know how to live)
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk!
What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestrial!
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
What day do chickens hate the most?
...And my favorite joke from this site, because it has absolutely nothing to do with eggs:
What do you call a French Man in Sandals?
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