Finally! A decent explanation of the current color-coded Terror Status courtsey of ChefGrace.
We are at Yellow, People. Yel-low.
Next. My banner ads no longer mock me. I spy one for Delicious Chocolate Cakes and related search for practical jokes. Now that's more like it.
Next. It's snowing. Deal with it.
Next. My Horrorscope from the Tuna U News. It appears to have been written by the President of the ADD society: You'll soon have to start getting practical, but don't let that slow you down. Make more and buy less. That works. You're quite talented, of course.
It think the only sentence missing is, "Hey, an apple!"
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