Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be famous. Or more specifically, don't let them grow up to be celebrities who issue quotes to the press.
From the mouth of Britney (Now-she-does, Now-she-doesn't) Spears:
"[I] believe in the sanctity of marriage, I totally do. [But] I was in Vegas, and it took over me."
From the mouth of the first Joe Millionaire, Evan (I'm-Not-A-Dumb-Hotel) Marriott:
"I just don't think you can duplicate things twice,"
Thank goodness that was cleared up.
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