My inbox has been overflowing of late with lots and lots of emails from my favorite CAPS LOCK warning source, EmergencyEmail.Org. Since we all know the importance of being prepared and having socks that match the hysterical color code du jour, I feel duty-bound to pass along this dire CAPS LOCK-worthy message from my Chicken-Little friends:
THE FIRST SNOWSTORM OF THE SEASON IS ON THE WAY
Remember, I live in the Mitten, a state located slightly south of THE NORTH POLE, where snow is NORMAL and not at all UNEXPECTED, particularly in LATE NOVEMBER. In light of that, let me be the very first to say
I guess I'll go find some socks.