It's a late afternoon I cannot TOLERATE work any more edition of Friday's Feast. Since TinyTuna is in the last throes of spring break, she heard me typing and said, "Are you doing Friday Feast now?" What kind of eerie sense of ESP does this kid have? So, it's a tantalizing tag team tandem feast, just for you.
Appetizer: When you travel, which mode of transportation do you prefer?
GreenTuna: Perhaps this seems obvious, but my preferred mode of transportation would be the not crashing one, where someone else purchases the fuel. Really though, I'm not picky. Planes, trains and automobiles are fine. As are boats, goats and stoats, though I'm guessing on a couple of those. Elephants are a little uncomfortable, and I've never been much of a horse person. For regular travel, I enjoy driving. It's forced rest time.
Soup: Have you ever met a blogging friend in person?
GreenTuna: Why yes I have! Isn't that a dull answer?
TinyTuna: Yes. (GreenTuna: Who? TinyTuna: You)
Salad: When was the last time you were really, really tired?
GreenTuna: When was the last time I WASN'T?
TinyTuna: During my DSO performances.
Main Course: If you could have dinner with any one fictional character from a book or a movie, who would it be?
GreenTuna: Goodness. Who knows? Well, I wouldn't choose Oliver Twist because I don't like gruel. I wouldn't choose Hannibal Lector because I don't think I really go well with Fava Beans and a nice Chianti. Jesus might be a nice choice because of the whole if you run out of wine you're covered deal, but it's probably not nice to call him a fictional character, especially on Good Friday. So I guess the answer would be Cartman, because we'd have Cheesy Poofs and PIE!
TinyTuna: Harry Potter (Greentuna: Oooo, Good answer!)
Dessert: Fill in the blank: One day I hope to see ___________.
GreenTuna: One day I hope to see PERIOD. Without flinging my glasses on and off my face all day long. If that answer isn't good then how about: One day I hope to see a thing as beautiful as a tree. No wait, I think that one's already been taken. Let's try: One day I hope to see gas under $1.00. Or Harvey. All things considered, the rabbit is probably the best bet.
TinyTuna: One day I hope to see a good grade in math.