Friday, April 13, 2007

Friday's Feast

It's a mid-afternoon serving of Friday Feast. What's for grub?

Appetizer: When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?
I had no favorite color (that I can recall), but I have always preferred brand new crayons. Even crayons subjected to a Crayola crayon sharpener are never the same; they are just much, much smaller. There is nothing sadder in the world than a soft, dull crayon.

Soup: On A Scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?
Negative 27.

Salad: Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What's the total?
This definitely qualifies as a random math problem solving nothing. And as with many math story problems, I have more questions for clarification than I have phones and phone numbers. And am I on a train heading west to Chicago at 10 mph or east to New York at 30 mph? Do I have to give the answer in base 8? Do I have to show my work? Can I have a bathroom pass?
Answer: 73 (totally made up)

Main Course: Have you ever re-gifted anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?
I'm too stingy with presents to give them away. But if I ever did re-gift something, I would neither remember nor admit to any such thing.

Dessert: Name something you need from the store
Money. But all I need are free samples. Lots and lots of free samples.
Tens and twenties, preferably.


Anonymous said...

If you find any free samples like that, please let me know!

Mine is up!

Tawnya Shields said...

That was a very creative feast. Good job! Have a nice weekend. :o)

Joseph C. Harris said...

I would like some free samples myself. My feast is up. Have a good weekend.

Lynn said...

And your appetizer has to be -27. Lol.

Unknown said...

Free samples are awesom4e..I love going to the fat cat cafe website..

great feast