Friday, October 19, 2007

Friday's Feast

An hour until lunch, let's get right to it.

Appetizer: If you were a dog, what breed would you be, and why?
Hot.
Kosher.
Hebrew National.
Because God is on their side,
And they're righteously delicious!

Soup: What does the Color PURPLE make you think of?
Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Old
Hot.
Kosher.
Hebrew National Dogs.
... ... ...
Or grapes.

Salad: Approximately how long does it take you to get ready each morning?
Approximately how long did I waste time laying in bed before I decided to get up? I'm out the door no later than 7:15. Any and all activities that occur prior to that time, are executed, durationally speaking, on a sliding scale based on the numeric principle of PI -- panic and importance.

Main Course: How many cousins do you have, and are you close to them?
Six, and sadly, not as close as we might like. Some live on the east coast and some live on the west coast, and The Tuna clan plays monkey in the middle (mitten).

Dessert: Take your initials (first, middle, last) and come up with something else those letters could stand for (Example: SWO = Sweet Funny Otter).
I have a better idea. Here in Michigan it's mandatory trade in your license plate for something MUCH UGLIER. So my beloved "EDU" license plate which I've had for 14 years and is all techy, nerdy, emailish in an entirely coincidental manner is now gone. Because nearly everyone gets new plates, they started over, alphabetically speaking and so far everything starts with "B". I loved the BEPs and the BAMs. We make sayings out of everything. So, when I went to get my new plates, what did I get?
BQF

Yeah. BQF. And honestly, I can only think of two things when I think of BQF: 1. Scrabble tiles you need to trade in, or, 2. The sound one makes when they throw up. What can anybody make out of BQF? Actually that's my question to all of you smart people. Please, give me a good 3-word phrase for BQF, because as much as I try, "Bean Queen Fajita" just doesn't do it for me.

6 comments:

mensch71 said...

Benevolent
Quiescent
Friend

tegdirb92 said...

LOL--loved your appetizer. The best dog of all. Happy Friday.

amy said...

Great feast. I havent visited in a while and you are always quite entertaining

Patti said...

Your feast is great! Too funny!!

How 'bout Beautifully Quiet Friday?

Happy Friday!!!!

Anonymous said...

I thought of something for BQF right away. However, it can't be written on the web, so you'll have to guess.

PeaceTuna

. . . Dallas Meow . . . . >^^< . . . said...

beautiful queenly fun