One Word Sarcomical Sunday

I'll pretend like I saw this on Sunday, and then I'll backdate this so nobody will know. Except all of you.

The rules are simple yet difficult:

1. Change the italicized word.
2. Insert your own answer
3. The answer must be one word and one word only. Uno. One-o. No cheating!

Your last meal:Burrito
Something on your desk/work area:Remote
Your New Year's Eve plans:Driving
The smallest gift you received this year:Earrings
The largest gift you received this year:Hugs
Something you wish you hadn't eaten so much of during the holidays:Chocolate
On your feet:Socks
Your hair:Clean
How many other countries you've traveled to:Eight?
One country you dream of visiting:Egypt
A hobby you'd like to take up/revisit this year:Weaving
A hobby of yours that died (aww, buh-bye) this past year:Ornamenting
A publication you subscribe to (print):None!
The most embarrassing subscription in your feed reader (if you have one):X17 Online
One of your favorite stores to window shop dreamily in:Bookstore
One of your favorite online stores to window shop dreamily on:MaryJanes
A color you love to wear:Blue
Your bed pillow:Warm
The color of your kitchen counter:Replaceable
What you plan to do when you get up from the computer:Sleep