He's Come About the Reaping

It's been another banner year for warning labels -- those harbingers of doom and prophets of common sense.

Here is the winner, and honestly, how could you not LOVE this picture? The message is simple, instructional and contains strong moral advice.

I'm waiting for the cross stitch sampler to come out any day. I'll hang it up next to all the other "good words to live by (caps-lock bold OR ELSE)" messages lovingly crafted in pretty pastels.

Too bad all of life isn't this simple. Maybe all it needs is a good slogan.