I know I should feel bad about THIS. And I did gasp, a little. But then I laughed and laughed and laughed, ensuring me an extra toasty place right next to Beelzebub. But really. This has to be one of the biggest Homeriffic "DOH!" things I've heard in a long time.
Evidently the Lance Armstrong super hip ultra cool yellow "LiveStrong" wristbands look identical to the yellow patient bands signifying "Do Not Resuscitate."