It's a new Friday and a new Friday Feast. What's on the menu today?
Appetizer: Name Two Things That You Do That You Consider Beneficial To Your Health
In theory, this answer should include Jane Fonda, Tony Little, Slim Fast, Fergie and vacuum cleaners with a high powered surgical hose attachment.
1. Anything that does NOT include Jane Fonda, Tony Little, Slim Fast, Fergie and vacuum cleaners with a high powered surgical hose attachment.
Soup: If you made a New Year's Resolution, How's It Going so Far?
(Channeling Big Gay Al) Just Super! Thanks for asking!!
Answer: I'm resolutely unresolved. Thanks for asking!!
Salad: Name Something That Has Happened Lately That Bothers You
Well, this one time, at band camp...
Answer: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Innauguration Day.
Main Course: What Is Your Favorite Quote, and Who Said It?
I can't pick just one, but this is a good one.
Answer: Without Music, Life Would Be A Mistake (Nietzsche)
Dessert: What Do You Collect?
No Moss. Wait, that's gather. Dust? Maybe. I am a firm believer in not collecting collectibles for the sole purpose of having collectibles that collect nothing but ... dust. Circular logic!
Answer: Expensive, creative habits, namely music, books, needle- and fiber-arts.