I have to say, I kind of miss the olden days when TinyTuna had to bring in a current events topic for the class. We would go out of our way to find something interesting, humorous or quirky that didn't involve guns, death, or Republicans. Just Kidding! Alas, 5th grade doesn't seem to include daily current events, so I have no outlet for all these newsworthy gems.
You Might As Well Jump
Sponsored by Eddie Van Halen and a case of Mexican Beans, all good citizens of Planet Earth must click here to find out when you need to JUMP to help "stop global warming, extend daytime hours and create a more homogeneous climate." If World Peace is not involved, I'm not biting.
Another One of Your Rights....
Kraft makes road-kill candy. Public ponders both colors and flavors.
.............................................................Has Been Taken Away
From the AP Newswire: Production of road-kill shaped candy has come to a screeching halt. The AP Newswire passes on the obvious "puts the brakes on..." follow-up.
You Know, A Train! Choo-Chooo!!
Someone should have explained that "Take the A-Train" should not be taken literally.
Animals are ALWAYS Funny
Maybe it was a CHEESEHEAD preparing for Jump Day.
Crime and Punishment??
Something tells me Super Nanny would NOT sign off on this one...
Double Cheese, Hold the Orcs
Why interrupt gaming for such mundane activities such as sustenance? It's all about multitasking, baby. Battle a dark elf WHILE you order a large pizza supreme. What's next? Wait. I don't want to know.
Come On And Dance
In what is actually kind of sad news, The Numa Numa guy is going into hiding. He's depressed. He's embarrassed. (He works at Staples!) Anyway, what a bummer. Come back, Numa Numa guy! We love you!!