Wednesday, February 02, 2005
This Day in History
Let's go little buddy. *oof* (Gee, you're a heavy guy)
Today is GROUNDHOG DAY!
Ok little buddy! Do you see all the really silly people who have come to a place nobody can spell so they can watch a ... uh ... what exactly are you anyway? So they can watch YOU say whether winter is over or not? Listen. We're tired of cold. And ice and snow and freezing drizzle and wintery mixes and Emergency Warnings. So make sure you say Winter is Over. Ok? Say it with me, "Winter is over ... Winter is over...."
Lookee here, Fur Butt. You'd better not screw this up.
GOT IT?
Don't mess with me, undertaker.
*groan* Get going, you fifty-pound beanbag.
I wouldn't talk if I were you, Tubby.
Hey Fred, if you squeeze any tighter he's gonna pop. He's a groundhog, for Pete's sake, not a weasel.
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"Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
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After conferring with Buckeye Chuck
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And General Beauregard Lee
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The Official Prediction is....
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Six more weeks of Phil Jackson! "
I told you. You don't mess around with Phil.
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My method of prediction around here is, if the sun comes up at ALL on Feb. 2, there will definitely be six more weeks of Winter. At least.
Heee, we're loving our groundhogs this year!
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