Friday, April 13, 2007

Friday's Feast


It's a mid-afternoon serving of Friday Feast. What's for grub?

Appetizer: When you were a child, which crayon color was your favorite?
I had no favorite color (that I can recall), but I have always preferred brand new crayons. Even crayons subjected to a Crayola crayon sharpener are never the same; they are just much, much smaller. There is nothing sadder in the world than a soft, dull crayon.

Soup: On A Scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 being highest), how likely would you be to change jobs if it required you to move?
Negative 27.

Salad: Take all the numbers in your birthday and your phone number and add them up, one by one. What's the total?
This definitely qualifies as a random math problem solving nothing. And as with many math story problems, I have more questions for clarification than I have phones and phone numbers. And am I on a train heading west to Chicago at 10 mph or east to New York at 30 mph? Do I have to give the answer in base 8? Do I have to show my work? Can I have a bathroom pass?
Answer: 73 (totally made up)

Main Course: Have you ever re-gifted anything? If so, what was it and who did you pass it on to?
I'm too stingy with presents to give them away. But if I ever did re-gift something, I would neither remember nor admit to any such thing.

Dessert: Name something you need from the store
Money. But all I need are free samples. Lots and lots of free samples.
Tens and twenties, preferably.

5 comments:

Amy said...

If you find any free samples like that, please let me know!

Mine is up!

Titania Starlight said...

That was a very creative feast. Good job! Have a nice weekend. :o)

Joseph C. Harris said...

I would like some free samples myself. My feast is up. Have a good weekend.

Lynn said...

And your appetizer has to be -27. Lol.

amy said...

Free samples are awesom4e..I love going to the fat cat cafe website..

great feast