Sunday, December 02, 2007

Unconscious Mutterings

I say ... And You Think:

1. Music :: Life

2. Insanity :: Life

3. Curtain :: Raise

4. Nickname :: Greentuna

5. Container :: They always fall on my head

6. Roast :: Beast

7. Thong :: Ehh

8. Purple :: Those Red Hat Ladies

9. Holidays :: Are closer than they appear in the mirror

10. Christmas Tree :: Oh

So, yeah. Obviously right now it's the holiday musical curtain raising insanity we call life. Complete with roast beast and Oh Christmas trees tied down to the tops of cars as if they were an 8-point buck. Containers (Tupperware-esque) like Raindrops keep falling on my head, and if I should ever lose it and go postal, most likely it was because I suffered an aerial attack one too many times by a 2-quart round. I'm not even going to discuss thongs except to say, "Dear World -- I don't want to see yours" and yeah, at lunch today, a large group of purple clad red hat (or red feather headband) wearers came and sat nearby, talking loudly the whole while about how they are NOT senile. OK, then.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I say ... And You Think:
1. Music :: Man, The
2. Insanity :: Stop the
3. Curtain :: The Final
4. Nickname :: The Boy
5. Container :: The Tupperware
6. Roast :: The Hog
7. Thong :: Regrettable Choice of a, The
8. Purple :: The Color
9. Holidays :: Madness of, The
10. Christmas Tree :: Der Tannenbaum
The Boy