Wednesday, March 23, 2005

PEEP PEEP REVOLUTION

THE TIME IS AT HAND FOR THE PEEP UPRISING. I CALL UPON MY PASTEL MARSHMALLOW BRETHREN TO JOIN THE PEEP PEEP REVOLUTION. ALL GREEN FISH AND OTHER NON-PASTELS ARE POWERLESS IN THE FACE OF THE MIGHTY PEEPS. FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT BELIEVE, I BRING YOU THESE SIGNS AS PROOF OF OUR EVERLASTING DOMINATION.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE PEEPS --


PROOF 1

HOOTIE

YES. HOOTIE IS UNDER THE SPELL OF THE MIGHTY PEEPS AND IS POWERLESS TO REFUSE THE PURPLE COWBOY SHIRT.




PROOF 2

AMERICAN IDOL

LAST NIGHT THE PEEPS SUCCESSFULLY INFILTRATED THE HIT SHOW AMERICAN IDOL BY YELLING, "HOOTIE HAS A HAMBURGER!" WHEN EVERYONE RAN OUT TO GRAB A TENDERCRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH, THE PEEPS MIXED UP THE PHONE NUMBERS FOR VOTING!


PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

(evil laughter)

AND NOW, THEY HAVE TO RERUN THE SHOW AGAIN TONIGHT!



MWAHAHAHAHA! YES, THIS MEANS PITCHY-AND-PROUD MIKALAH AND "KEITH PATRIDGE IS MY HERO" CONSTANTINE WILL ASSAULT YOUR EARS A SECOND TIME TONIGHT!

OH, EVIL PLAN OF WORLD DOMINATION, I THINK I LOVE YOU!!!


PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP

(evil laughter again)

5 comments:

TV Junkie said...

OMG. I hadn't even thought about the PEEPS being behind this. Are they behind the Pat O'Brien thing, too?

lifeonhold said...

Idol is not even going to be a rebroadcast. They sing again...the same songs. You KNOW those evil Peeps are behind that!

GreenTuna said...

I'm not sure if having an entire redo (new performances) is better or worse, but according to the American Idol website, "This new show will combine new live elements with encores of Tuesday’s performances from the remaining 11 contestants." I'm guessing the performances will be replays from Tuesday, with Seacrest saying new live stupid stuff. Either way....EWWW!

mensch71 said...

Food Network has been taken over by the evil Peeps. Check it out: http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_cw/episode/0,,FOOD_9955_31847,00.html

Angel said...

Look out Peeps....The bunny version of Peeps are starting to take over too. I saw pillows in the shape of the bunny "Peeps" at Limited Too today.

:::Hoping sweet yellow peeps don't kill the messenger:::::

Am I evil for biting off the heads of Peeps first?