Tuesday, November 25, 2003

LISTY McLISTS

More? There's more? Oh. There's always more...



Nervy Students There is nothing more irritating than a student looking you square in the eye and saying, "This class isn't a priority because it's not in my major." You know, I don't teach on a sliding scale. I don't give majors the Grade A Quality Level of instruction and non-majors a secondary I don't give a rip level of instruction. Dammit Jim, I am a college instructor, not a car wash.



Adventure Elf Why can't I ever make it past level 6? I was never good at the Mario Brothers jump around kind of game. I'm more of a Ms. Pac-Man, Galaga and Doom kind of gal. "Mein Leben!!!!" Ahhh....those were the days my friends.



Buttons I have no buttons on my winter coat. There must be a serious thread shortage, because I think they were all sewn on with two loose stitches, and no knot in the back to anchor them. It could be an evil plot -- It could be evil ducks! The coat makers and the button makers are in cahoots and have conspired to make us, the consumers go out and purchase an entirely new set of buttons. I'd write a letter to complain, but I'm too cold.

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