WHAT A PARTY!
The setting: Post-church brunch at the local diner
The cast: GreenTuna, TinyTuna, UAT, LongLost Amigo DJTuna and Family Friends

GreenTuna: So, TinyTuna, what did you do in Sunday school today?
TinyTuna: We played charades.
GreenTuna: And this had to do with church how......?
TinyTuna: We all had to write down something from the bible and then draw a slip of paper and act it out. The one I had to act out was gross.
GreenTuna: Gross like what?
TinyTuna: Like this (finger across the throat motion)
GreenTuna: Beheading? Guillotine?
TinyTuna: Chopping off heads.
GreenTuna: Lovely.
TinyTuna: It's not my fault, I told you it was gross.

GreenTuna: So what was the thing from the bible you wrote down?
TinyTuna: Oh, it was really cool.
GreenTuna: Like what?
TinyTuna: The party of the Red Sea.
GreenTuna: The what??
TinyTuna: THE PARTY OF THE RED SEA.
GreenTuna: (unsuccessfully stifling large laugh) That's parting, my dear. The parting of the Red Sea.

The scene fades with general laughter and Congo-line singing....
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