For The Friday Chef
, I bring you the horrifying truth about Cicadas
. Their loud buzzing sound is Cicada-speak for Kill the Humans
, they eat small children, and a Cicada smoothie means instant death. Oh, and they can be genetically altered to look like Ryan Seacrest. Sorry, TVJ
. At the bottom of the web page it has a disclaimer about humor and "don't be stupid enough to believe anything on this page." That's just what they want you to believe. It's really Cicada-speak for "all your humans are belong to us!!"
Lemme know if you need any of that shrink wrap stuff for Tiny Tuna's protection. Oh, wait .. I'd better let Grace know, too.
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