Friday, February 18, 2005

Friday Feast

It's a new Friday and a new Friday Feast. What's on the menu today?

Appetizer: Name Two Things That You Do That You Consider Beneficial To Your Health
In theory, this answer should include Jane Fonda, Tony Little, Slim Fast, Fergie and vacuum cleaners with a high powered surgical hose attachment.
Answer:
1. Anything that does NOT include Jane Fonda, Tony Little, Slim Fast, Fergie and vacuum cleaners with a high powered surgical hose attachment.
2. Breathing.


Soup: If you made a New Year's Resolution, How's It Going so Far?
(Channeling Big Gay Al) Just Super! Thanks for asking!!
Answer: I'm resolutely unresolved. Thanks for asking!!

Salad: Name Something That Has Happened Lately That Bothers You
Well, this one time, at band camp...
Answer: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Innauguration Day.

Main Course: What Is Your Favorite Quote, and Who Said It?
I can't pick just one, but this is a good one.
Answer: Without Music, Life Would Be A Mistake (Nietzsche)

Dessert: What Do You Collect?
No Moss. Wait, that's gather. Dust? Maybe. I am a firm believer in not collecting collectibles for the sole purpose of having collectibles that collect nothing but ... dust. Circular logic!
Answer: Expensive, creative habits, namely music, books, needle- and fiber-arts.

2 comments:

TVJ said...

blogger ate my comment, and I refuse to re-create it.

GreenTuna said...

Blogger has been horrible, horrible, horrible lately. It's been slow, it hangs and pretends to crash, only to have posted your material whether you were ready or not. Unless, of course, it decides to send it to eternal damnation. Doh.