Friday's Feast

It's the mid-morning I'm tired of working already version of Friday's Feast. What's for grub?

Appetizer: What was the last game you purchased?
Hungry Hungry Gas Tank. $2.95 / gallon.
Other than that, I really don't remember. It would probably be some electronic Harry Potter and the Order of the GameBoy thing for TeenTuna.

Soup: Name something in which you don't believe:
The status quo.
Settling.
Doing what is expected instead of what is right.
Mince Pie.

Salad: If you could choose a celebrity to be your boss, who would you pick?
Patrick Stewart playing Jean-Luc Picard. He could tell me "Make it so" and I wouldn't tell him to shove it where the Holodeck don't shine.

Main Course: What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way?
There are so, so, so many to choose from! Maybe the lesson that one arm that finds itself under a toboggan with three kids on it ends up in a cast for the next six weeks. Or the lesson that says klutzy people on a skateboard shouldn't learn on a driveway unless they enjoy cement burns up and down both legs. Or the lesson about baseball bats and faces.....

Dessert: Describe your idea of the perfect relaxation room
The one that overlooks the ocean.