I know God is everywhere. God is my co-pilot, and I don't even fly a plane. God is in bracelets, asking us in his best holy Jiminy Crickettness to listen to our conscious and ask, What Would Jesus Do? God is a movie star. God also takes the time to make guest appearances in pretzels, grilled cheese, and other various manners of snack food.
Now you can purchase candles that smell like Jesus.