Look what crafting horrors I found in the new books section of the Cross Stitch Emporium! With the winners like these, I may have to make this a monthly show-and-tell feature so none of us miss a single treasure.
Nominee Number One: "Old Friends"
Someone here is not clear on the concept of hobbies. For the uninformed, hobbies are things that you do as a pleasant diversion to your otherwise wretched day. Hobbies are things you do -- not because you have to -- but because you want to. That is, unless one has to complete the wretched holy needlepoint so one can go to heaven. But Nobody...NOBODY wants to cross stitch their laundry.
Nominee Number Two: "Winter Grows on You"
"Look mom! A decapitated snowman bush!"
Nominee Number Three: "Mirror Mirror"
This one isn't a horror at all. In fact, it's awesome! I love it when designers can mock their own industry. I might have to hunt this sampler down....
Want more crafting horrors? Try - November, 2004