Yes, the Oscar nominations are up, and once again, I've seen precisely ZERO "Best Film" nominations. Add to that the fact that I've seen precisely ZERO Best Actors, ZERO Best Actresses, ZERO Best Supporting Actors, ZERO Best Supporting Actresses and ZERO Best Directors, gives you a pretty good idea of where I'm sitting this year with approximately one month until trophy time.
In fact, unless it's a nomination associated with The Incredibles, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter (Azkaban Flavored), Shrek 2, Shark Tale, or Polar Express, I'm Carnac the Magnificent with an envelope plastered to my forehead.
BUT, that will not stop me from starting my very own online Oscar Pool, and inviting each and every one of you to play along.
So, sometime before whenever the Oscar Awards are passed out (sometime in February and NOT in March, because Lord knows we MUST keep the BUZZ alive), swim on over to
GreenTuna's Oscar Pool Page
and mark your ballot.
Keep in mind this is no wimpy 5-category and out Oscar form. Nosiree, it's all 24 categories. Heck, I'd make us vote on the Kodak Theatre Scientific Awards presented the night before by whomever drew the short straw this year -- but they weren't listed, so consider yourself lucky.
That page again is, GreenTuna's Oscar Pool Page
Or, you can head on over to The Defective Yeti Oscar Page
and input the 10-digit code: 6120285159.
Thanks to the Defective Yeti for pulling this together.
May the best guesser win.
Edited to clarify: You're voting for who WILL win, not who you wish WOULD win. All ballot stuffing for personal gains should be done over at the Weekly World News poll, at the top right sidebar.