Sunday, March 18, 2007

Unconscious Mutterings

I say ... And You Think:

1. San Francisco : : Rice-A-Roni

2. Sadness :: Misery

3. Spirits :: Liquor

4. Harriet :: The Spy

5. State :: Of the Union

6. John :: Brown Had a Little Indian

7. Offense :: Sin

8. Timeless :: Eternal

9. Account :: Bank

10. Refuse :: No way, Jose

I believe this week is the insane politically incorrect version of Unconscious Mutterings, but I've decided to let them stand, exactly as my warped brain intended. Between John Brown and his one little, two little, three little Indians (I have no clue as to the origins of that song, and neither do the Internets) and the ever-popular No Way, Jose, I'm sure I've offended people right and left. Kind readers, forgive me my offenses. I promise to behave if you'll allow me to calm my misery with some liquored-up spirits, and permit me to spend eternity in San Francisco, eating boxed rice and reading Harriet, The Spy.

You can take that to the bank.

I bet you can mutter better than I can...HERE.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I say ... And You Think:
1. San Francisco : : Trolley
2. Sadness :: Woe
3. Spirits :: Ghosts
4. Harriet :: Mrs. Olson
5. State :: Department
6. John :: the Linguist
7. Offense :: Defense
8. Timeless :: Clock-less
9. Account :: for whereabouts
10. Refuse :: to testify

Been a long time since I thought about Mrs. Olson from Little House. John the Linguist was a very, very, odd guy who lived on my floor in the dorm.
the boy