COMBO NO. 6
The Fact: A woman gave birth to sextuplets in under a minute.
The Good News: Mom and kids are reported to be just fine.
The Commentary: The husband was quoted as saying, "It was like a popcorn popper."
The Editorial Opinion: Um. No.
The Final Resolution: GreenTuna lays off the Orville Reddenbacher while her brain heals.
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