Friday, February 27, 2004

COMBO NO. 6

The Fact: A woman gave birth to sextuplets in under a minute.

The Good News: Mom and kids are reported to be just fine.

The Commentary: The husband was quoted as saying, "It was like a popcorn popper."

The Editorial Opinion: Um. No.

The Final Resolution: GreenTuna lays off the Orville Reddenbacher while her brain heals.

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