Friday, December 19, 2003

BB HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG
On the first day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
A pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the second day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the third day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Seven chairs a flinging,
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Eight PB lunches,
Seven chairs a-flinging,
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Nine noses picking,
Eight PB lunches,
Seven chairs a-flinging,
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Ten weeks of rehash,
Nine noses picking,
Eight PB lunches,
Seven chairs a-flinging,
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Eleven mimes a-miming,
Ten weeks of rehash,
Nine noses picking,
Eight PB lunches,
Seven chairs a-flinging,
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me
Twelve Front-of-Houses,
Eleven mimes a-miming,
Ten weeks of rehash,
Nine noses picking,
Eight PB lunches,
Seven chairs a-flinging,
Six buzzard crotches,
Five Hundred Grand!
Four Goodyear Blimps,
Three clueless stooges,
Two golden vetoes,
And a pink hat we thought was fugly.

With apologies to partridges, turtle-doves, swans, milking-maids, drummers, dancers, Lords and Ladies.
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