BB HOLIDAY SING-A-LONG

On the first day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

A pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the second day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the third day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the fourth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the fifth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the sixth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the seventh day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Seven chairs a flinging,

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the eighth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Eight PB lunches,

Seven chairs a-flinging,

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the ninth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Nine noses picking,

Eight PB lunches,

Seven chairs a-flinging,

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the tenth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Ten weeks of rehash,

Nine noses picking,

Eight PB lunches,

Seven chairs a-flinging,

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the eleventh day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Eleven mimes a-miming,

Ten weeks of rehash,

Nine noses picking,

Eight PB lunches,

Seven chairs a-flinging,

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



On the twelfth day of Christmas, Big Brother gave to me

Twelve Front-of-Houses,

Eleven mimes a-miming,

Ten weeks of rehash,

Nine noses picking,

Eight PB lunches,

Seven chairs a-flinging,

Six buzzard crotches,

Five Hundred Grand!

Four Goodyear Blimps,

Three clueless stooges,

Two golden vetoes,

And a pink hat we thought was fugly.



With apologies to partridges, turtle-doves, swans, milking-maids, drummers, dancers, Lords and Ladies.

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