Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Bite Me


So, Rappy thinks her Canadian dweebatronics can beat my American idiots? C'est impossible!! Check out these witticisms:

"Game over"
"I will go to Sacramento and clean house," "I'll be back."
"I can clean house up there and say hasta la vista to Gray Davis."
"Do your job for the people, and do it well--otherwise, you are hasta la vista, baby."
"What [California voters] are basically saying is, 'We are as mad as hell and we won't take it anymore.' "
"I want to be the people's governor. I want to represent everybody. I believe in the people of California, and I know that together we can do great things."
"The situation is very complex and the budget deficit is only the peak of the iceberg."

The best sound bite award goes to Jon Stewart from "The Daily Show", when he said "Schwarzenegger will be ''up to 'kiss my grits''' soon" -- then showed a picture of the feisty waitress Flo from the 1970s TV series ''Alice.''

So, move over Rappy and Canada. How cool is a country where you can leave your doors unlocked, drink at 19, get cheap prescriptions, have colorful Queen money, and talk like Pepe Le Pew? Eeet iz love, ma cherie...

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