Friday, October 10, 2003

What a Gulli-bull


Rappy, Rappy, Rappy. You are losing your edge on a Friday. When somebody asks you what the procedure is (ie BDI and the "procedure" for giving a fax to a teacher) you make something up!

Step 1: Look concerned. Shake head slightly. Ask in hushed tones, "didn't you get the new fax procedures memo?"
Step 2: Take BDI aside in concerned manner. Tell BDI gently, "I'll tell you the procedures, so you don't get in trouble."
Step 3: Make up the wildest story immaginable.
Step 4: See if they fall for it.
Step 5: If yes, immediately plan more "procedures" for future entertainment.

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