HUBBA WHA?

As I grab a snack and head back to the Survivor Fantasy League Basement for another shame-filled week, I was going over the post-Survivor analysis and wrap-up. I ran across this article from the Dayton Daily News regarding last night's show, and all I have to say is WHAT?



I couldn't have been watching the same program as this woman.



Allow me to snip quotes, since reading this article required registration, and I'm sorry to report that biteme@hotmail.com is now taken at the Dayton Daily News.



Our intrepid cub reporter, Laura Dempsey wrote:

Quote: "I believe it's safe to speak for all the women of all the world when I say to Amber, marry that guy...."



I feel like Mrs. Broflovski on South Park when I say, "What, What, WHAT??" Step away from the crack, Laura Dempsey. Gah. Marry Boston Rob? Why? Because he uttered those endearing words, "Ambuh is smokin. And so is her ass...." That's not exactly a solid foundation for a lasting relationship, if you know what I mean.



Quote: "Million or no million, watching "Boston" Rob Mariano's heart break over the tribal shuffle that separated him from his beloved made for one of the most emotional Survivors ever..."



I dunno about that. I was equally choked up when Richard ate the shark that bit him, and when Rupert built his beach-blanket bomb shelter. Meaning not at all. Mostly I cried like a baby when I saw my Survivor Fantasy team scored less than Farmer Tom at a Society Dinner formal.



Quote: "Jerri was volunteered as sacrificial lamb, forcing a face-off between the two Survivor: The Australian Outback best friends. Jerri went down fighting, but exited with grace, ending an hour of one of the best episodes the franchise has ever seen.



Seriously. It's the crack again. Jerri wasn't "volunteered" unless you consider the word to mean the same thing as what you do to your coworker when they don't show up for the annual meeting and SOMEBODY has to head up the charitable campaign committee.... And, "One of the best episodes ever?" Hardly. The editing gave it away a solid twenty-minutes before the end of the show and we watched her leave, just like Lex said. I thought it was one of the worst edited, most uninspired episodes to date.



So, maybe I am the bottom feeder of the Survivor Fantasy League.

But happily, I'm no Laura Dempsey.

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